The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.
the grand showdown
Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda’s black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism.
Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently.
“Galactic Cannabalism” sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band.
Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn’t beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong).
fuck astronomy remains to be my favorite thing
apparently we’ll survive this
I’m all for equality and have no problem with lesbians, gays or otherwise. But there’s a deeper reality about these relations that people do not bring up. In these days of superior healthcare, and people being much healthier, nature always has a will and a way to try and stem overpopulation. And, as this blog is titled The Unpopular Opinions, here’s a big one.
The rise of gay and lesbian relationships is, yes, partly tied in with our societies becoming more open. But it’s also related to something else too. Gays and lesbians are, unfortunately, nature’s way of seeding out inferior genes from birth in addition to trying to prevent overpopulation,. Yes, you were born that way and nature saw fit to do its best to see you don’t reproduce. That may sound unfair but that is the reality of how nature is. It doesn’t bend to the feelings of people, is emotionless and just does what it pleases.
That’s not to say you’re inferior as an individual, no. But the unbiased eye of nature has seen a feature of yourself (not related to your sexuality in any way), that makes you unfit for the furthering of the human race. It could be an underlying, unseen genetic problem that could pop up in the future if passed down, it could be any number of things. But the reality is that you’re a product of nature’s “cold” way of dealing with those not fit aka ‘survival of the fittest’. The same ‘coldness’ also applies to overpopulation. It’s the same reason straight people, of any gender, are sometimes sterile. Nature does what it does to try and make a species survive. Even right down to having you “born this way”.
what the hell is this bullshit, not only is this revoltingly homophobic but there are literally no “inferior” or “superior” genes in nature, only ones that get passed around the most, learn basic fucking evolutionary theory and stop trying to disguise your bigotry with BS fake science
this is such fucking bullshit holy hell. there’s a reason i’m not supposed to reproduce? is it that i have the perfect body type to birth children? or the fact that i’m pretty intelligent? how about the fact that i have little to no health complaints? there’s something about me nature doesn’t like!
are we just going to ignore the fact that gay people can in fact have children? i could have a sperm donor right now. i could give birth with no foreseeable problems. if nature didn’t want it that way, maybe nature wasn’t trying hard enough.
did you know that homosexuality has been pretty popular throughout history anyway? people don’t write about it a lot, homosexuals have been oppressed for a long time because of fucked up thinking like this post, but, yknow, we’ve been there all along. in florence during the renaissance it was pretty damn normal. ancient greece? rome? hello???
not to mention all of the historical “greats” who were bisexual or homosexual, who were in pretty great health or too smart for the author of this stupid post to understand.
if you wanna go this route, why don’t you say “homosexuality is nature’s way of controlling overpopulation because straight people cannot fucking educate themselves so i guess nature gotta do it for them jesus christ”
seriously fuck off.
Where’s my red pen.
People who think like this are the scum of the earth